Someone is selling talking presidential action figures, starting with George W. Bush, but others will follow. The possibilities are immense. The Nixon doll will be missing 18 minutes of its phrases, the Calvin Coolidge won’t say anything at all, plastic Clinton will cause trouble with Barbie, the Carter will be attacked by a killer Bugs Bunny, and the Ike figurine will start ordering GI Joe around…

Via Drudge.