One day, 23 years ago, I got the most specific fortune ever. It said: “You or a close friend will be married within a year.” Wow! I put it in my wallet and dated it, thinking that perhaps if I met my intended and wanted to wed her within the twelvemonth, I could whip out the fortune and use it as my proposal. Anyway….I didn’t get married, nor did a single one of my close friends. That’s why you never get a real fortune in one of those cookies, I guess.