OK, OK, let’s make it a formal competition. We are looking for TRUTHFUL

names for the departments of the federal govt, along the lines of “Dept. of

War.” Here is a current list of departments.

—-Agriculture

—-Interior

—-Commerce

—-Justice

—-Defense

—-Labor

—-Education

—-State

—-Energy

—-Transportation

—-Health & Human Services

—-Treasury

—-Homeland Security

—-Veterans Affairs

—-Housing & Urban Development

…and here, for added

inspiration, are faces to go with the names.