Mega geek alert: In 1959, Issac Asimov wrote a paper for DARPA on creativity. It was just published.

Take your paranoia to the next level with this zombie-proof log-cabin kit.

President of Belarus declares country’s sausage is free of toilet paper.

Country singer/songwriter Glen Campbell, currently in stage 6 of Alzheimer’s, wrote a final song to his wife: I’m Not Gonna Miss You.

World’s oldest genitals found (yes, I know — the Hugh Hefner jokes just write themselves).

In 1976, Operation Paul Bunyan was conducted into North Korea to take down a tree.

ICYMI, Friday’s links are here, and include (without limitation) an illustrated guide for girding up your loins (and additional manly links), a compilation of Rita Hayward’s dancing set to Stayin’ Alive, and Quentin Tarantino’s 1995 episode of ER.