“U.N. URGED TO TAKE ACTION ON ASTEROID THREAT”

It might go something like this: U.N. General Assembly (1) calls on Bush to apologize, and (2) US to fund an international conference, and (3) a new committee headed by Russia, Cuba, China, Iran, and Sudan; while also calling upon (3) Israel to end repairs of the ramp near the Al-Aqsa Mosque, and (4) demanding that the U.N. Security Council issue a resolution instructing the asteroid to avoid developing countries which have already suffered more than enough from colonialism, imperialism, and the American use of “hyper force.”

Other U.N. measures Cornerites can imagine?

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