Jed Babbin, NRO contributor, filling in for Ollie North on the radio (can be heard here) while he is in Kuwait, is holding a limerick contest. You’ve got to finish this:

There once was a nation called France
that became such a pain in the pants…

They’ll be first and second prizes involving his novel and NR goods. All entries must be readable on family radio. Send to [email protected], but put LIMERICK in the subject line.