Jonah: I must say, I feel a bit sorry for the Serbs. I mean, no-one seems to like them.

It occurs to me that there ought to be some sort of international club of the peoples nobody likes. You know: Serbs, Ulster Protestants, Afrikaners,… They might not amount to much of a force in world affairs, but at least they’d be company for each other. Kind of like the Goths at your local high school.