Ack. I cannot tell you how much email the Romney campaign sends out. Too, too much doesn’t do it justice. I don’t want to be de-listed because of my burning desire to stay informed. But every 20 seconds I get an email from his “Press shop” or the Mass. GOP or some other Romney organ letting me know he’s on his way to his plane. Then, he’s on his plane. Then, he’s going to have a bag of peanuts. No wait: The Romney Campaign denies the peanut bag story. He will have pretzels. And club soda. And then, breaking news, hair number 235,098,017 is out of place, but his advisors have it under control. And….

Update: This just in: A senior citizen in Florida just said that Mitt Romney is “nice looking.”