Sooooo many emails like this:

The USS Jimmy Carter?!?
My mind is starting to explode with all of the comedic possibilities. What, will the sub break down in the middle of the ocean on its way to rescue operations? Will everyone on the sub have to wear sweaters? Instead of a morale officer, will the boat feature a “malaise official?” What if the sub comes across a rabbit in the water? Will there be a “moral equivalent to combat operations” on this sub?
These jokes just write themselves.