Yes, I’ve received the email. I saw Kathryn’s post.

A couple things I want to know:

*Are they going to issue Warren Christopher Assault Rifles — delicately designed to shoot the enemy only in the leg or arm?

* Will battle sound like this:

Skipper: Load tubes 1 and 3!

Ensign: Tubes 1 and 3 loaded sir.

Skipper: Release the diplomats!

* If a Russian sub attacks undefended ships, will the USS Jimmy Carter immediately boycott the US-Russian softball game in Guam?