One reader:

My “I love this guy” moment came at the beginning of the Gulf War. We had just started bombing Iraq, and Cheney and Colin Powell were having a press conference.
Some reporter asked “When does this bombing campaign stop?”
Cheney responded, in his trademark deadpan delivery, “It doesn’t stop. It just keeps coming.”
Perfect.

And another, super-classy one:

I wish I could so I could be close enough to spit in his mug…a big soft
snotball before he took a sip.
Goldberg, there’s a special place in hell for you and Dick.