Some Northern Virginia cubicle-dwelling dudes are psyched — and are definitely heading to Happy Hour tonight! A bunch of self-proclaimed “liberated” chicks who favor abortion-on-demand, who carry their own condoms, are hitting the bars and all you need for an opening line is to pretend you care about the Supreme Court!

“Why yes, I an deeply troubled about what might happen to Griswold v. Connecticut if Roberts is confirmed… hey, you want a fuzzy navel?”