Okay, so I just woke up about fifteen minutes ago. Don’t give me too hard a time, I’m on the West Coast so I didn’t sleep that late, but I did go to bed late. But I do have that hazy, not sure what’s going on, feeling that one often suspects Joe Biden endures right before he gives a major speech. That sensation is not alleviated after turning on the computer this morning. First, I discover that this “NRO Staff” person has taken over the Corner. Who is Enaro Staff, and what are his intentions for the Corner? He sounds like some villain out of a spy novel? Speaking of spy novels, I discover from reading the Corner that I’m mentioned in one and somehow Albert Jay Nock is involved. Then, turning to my e-mail, I see that a great many people are concerned about my dog, which is very nice and very much appreciated. But then I also learn that the Tories have decided to call themselves progressives and raise taxes on everybody, which makes me think the swine flu is actually some sort of offshoot of the rage virus, only it makes you into some kind of Fabian. Then I see that I’m sandwiched between Ann Coulter and Newt Gingrich, which makes me wonder if I had more to drink last night than I thought I did.