As per tradition, the Goldbergs once again celebrated Halloween as zombies (basically we caved to our daughterโ€™s demands). This year we were a zombie prom king (me) and two zombie prom queens. As I donโ€™t like the idea of people being able to recognize my daughter (and hold my views against her) I normally donโ€™t post pictures of her. But this family portrait is grainy enough and sheโ€™s in zombie makeup. The same caveat goes for my lovely wife. Meanwhile, I actually look better in zombie makeup.