Two emails. Email #1:

Bush seems to be disappointing you more and more and for less and less rational things. You were mad at him over the response in New Orleans, and now that response seems more and more understandable in hindsight. To everyone, that is, except ya’ll. Now, you’re mad at him because he didn’t pick somebody who would really rub somebody’s nose in it.

Email #2:

You need to come out swinging AGAINST this nominee. Don’t serve us up
this hedged, carefully phrased nuanced nonsense. Are you conservatives
or have you guys lost your souls too?