Just caught up with Andrew’s scandalous 4th of July/War of 1812 post.

Just remember, m’lord:

Ol’ Hickory said, we could take ‘em by surprise
If we held our fire till we look ‘em inna eyes.
So we held our fire till we could see their faces well,.
Then we opened up our squirrel guns an’ blew ‘em all to hell.