Why do fake phone numbers start with 555?

The most comprehensive zombie-classification chart ever. Related quiz: How long would you survive after the Apocalypse?

Do whales really attack humans?

The 26 stupidest invention ideas (that you’d use every day).

It was actually yesterday: a belated Happy Feast of the Ass.

Air-Sex World Championships are heading to the United Kingdom.

ICYMI, Monday’s links, including the grave of Stonewall Jackson’s arm and disturbing vintage recipes, are here.