Yes, the joke’s been circling the internet in one form or another, but it is getting to the point where you could see a film short with Ahmed Queria and Mahmoud Abbas carrying Arafat’s body around French high society and getting into all sorts of wacky hijinks.

When he pitches face-first into the hors d’oeuvres Abbas says “Don’t mind him, he just really likes the paté.”

You can fill in the rest.