would publish something such as this wonderful editorial paragraph from the (new) April 10, 2006 issue?

Last year the socialist government of Spain legalized same-sex marriage and adoption. The licensing authorities of that country have now brought their documents into line, replacing the words for “father” and “mother” on Spanish birth certificates with “Progenitor A” and “Progenitor B.” Standing athwart this horrid development crying ¡Alto! is Archbishop Agustín García Gasco of Valencia, who in a pastoral letter blasted the civil authorities for “imposing their ideological instructions to destroy the institution of the family and, with it, society itself.” We wish the archbishop well, and in his support make bold to say: “Our Progenitor A, Who art in Heaven . . .”

Fifty years after being founded by Bill Buckley, National Review is still standing athwart history, and the slide of western culture, yelling “Stop!”–and doing it with wit and intelligence. That’s the case with every issue, especially the new April 10 issue. It’s a must-read, and you can read it (within a few minutes!) by subscribing to the Digital version of NR. Its main attributes: NR/Digital costs only $21.95 for a full year, you receive it the day after the magazine rolls off the presses, and it comes in convenient PDF, Image, and Text formats. To begin your subscription, go here. By the way, NR/Digital is free to anyone who subscribes to the magazine!