One more from Alan Clark, this time from February 27, 1998:

“The following day [Archie] Norman was in the tearoom and talking a lot of rot about Euro-MP selection and how we would now be putting the ‘good’ ones at the top of the list. “What is a good Euro-MP?” I asked. He scowled, blackly.”

Alan Clark may now be dead, but no-one has yet been able satisfactorily to answer his question.