Kathryn:

His name was Barry He was a showboy But that was thirty years ago When he used to do the show Now it’s a talkshow But not for Barry Still in the suit he used to wear Faded gel streaks in his hair He won’t return their call No matter how they crawl He lost his slot And he lost his marbles But he’s found Ron Paul He can’t cope-a Cope-a with Hassel The toughest chick west of Newcastle Not like Rosie Rosie O’Donnell Barry knows she’ll melt When he brings up steel melt He can’t cope-a He lost his slot…