Where is Joe Biden!? We need some off-the-cuff wisdom from the White House’s foreign policy wise man. Seriously, why hasn’t he shared his no doubt dispositive views on the matter?

Maybe he thinks we need a mosque in the White House instead? Or perhaps he could explain how his experience with 7-11s in Delaware informs these issues? Perhaps he could tell us whether the Democrats should campaign for the mosque in the coming elections or whether they should give Hands Across America another try. Or maybe this is all obvious proof that he was right when he said that dairy cows are radioactive when they ingest glow in the dark paint.

There’s just no knowing what you’ll get when Joe turns on the wisdom machine. Let Joe be Joe!