An e-mail:

Hey, K-lo!
It’s not just who will get the highest bids to cook dinner for some lucky reader, but what they will cook.
Jonah: Roast Groundhog marinated in Budweiser.
Derb: Stir-fried haggis, Szechwan style.
Ramesh: A selection of delicacies from all fifty states, federalist-style.
Larry Kudlow: Steamed Bear, market price.
Michael Ledeen: Iran’s Goose
Best wishes,
Cody L. Stanford