From a reader:

The glory days of the Corner are back again. In the space of 6 hours you’ve:
1) Witnessed the birth of a new NRO idiom: the Krugman Cat Index
2) Learned there is a real live human being with the name “Brackin Firecracker”
3) Calculated that NRO is on the side of godliness with a 87% Gematria rating
4) Contemplated the hilarity of Ann Coulter as Hillary Clinton
5) Worked up a parallel between Krugman’s Cat and Schrodinger’s Cat.
6) Came up with a new gimme question: “who is buried in Kaishek’s tomb?”
7) Had an in-context mention of Groucho Marx
I wait with anticipation for the next 6 hours.