Four months after getting hitched, Renee Zellweger and Kenny Chesney are splitting up. I don’t know what went down–I’ll get to work investigating today–but didn’t the “You Had Me at Hello” song he did in 1999 serve as a little warning something was off? Unless, of course, it was all a p.r. stunt. But I want to believe in love, even in Hollywood, even when slightly creepy.

At that I think I need to go back to sleep.