Kathryn – You’re posting from the Fair Jessica!

You have no idea of the magnitude of this thing. If she is allowed to infiltrate this world then Jonah Goldberg as you know him ceases to exist. You see, right now I have Relationship Jonah. But there is also Independent Jonah. That’s the Jonah you know, the Jonah you grew up with–Movie Jonah, Couch Jonah, Star Trek Jonah, Bawdy Jonah.

If Relationship Jonah walks through this door, he will kill Independent Jonah. A Jonah divided against itself cannot stand!