Didn’t you go fly-fishing a while back? You’re so red state now. (Nothing wrong with that, don’t get me wrong.) But what’s next? A rodeo cover story? Taking up some “sport” I can’t even mention because I’ve never heard of it. All I would have recommended is listening to a regular diet of Gatlins. Next you’ll be opening a Nashville satelite office and guest voicing Hank Hill’s new best friend.