I liked the Indiana Jones movies quite a bit. But it always drove me crazy that the plots of the first and the third hinged on Hitler getting artifacts which would give him divine power. The idea that God would let Hitler – Hitler! — use the Ark of the Covenant or the Holy Grail for evil purposes always struck me as hilariously blaphemous.

Imagine: God’s up there looking down as Hitler uses the Grail and the Ark to enslave humanity and Jesus and Moses are looking at Him with “What’s up with that?” expressions.

And all God can say is, “Hey, my hands are tied!”