I should have added to my speaking gig announcement below that I too will be at the NRI event tomorrow. I’m on “The Future of Conservatism” panel at the end of the day moderated by (drum roll please) David Brooks. As this is fundraising week, if you pledge $25,000 right now, I will promise to attack Brooks like he was Rifki in Midnight Express the moment he calls Sarah Palin a cancer on the GOP. You know the scene.

Update: NR Suit fine print: $25,000 donation needs to be made upfront and is non-refundable if Brooks makes no such statement or if security prevents Jonah Goldberg from fulfilling attack.