A colleague tells me to turn on MSNBC a little bit ago and who do I see but Andrew Stuttaford talking, so bravely about his wonderful eating habits and even syphillis (ask him), among other things. In his television-punditry debut, Andrew was their expert on the war against Mickey D’s, a topic he’d bet his life on.

They really should put him on the payroll–McDonald’s and MSNBC.