Hmmm. From a reader:

I’ve always seen you as a “you-had-me-when-you-opened-the-legit-books-to-your-Cayman-Islands-bank-account” kind of a gal.
Either that, K.J., or perhaps a “you-had-me-when-you-showed-me-the-pictures-of-the-first-mercenary-you-hired-to-quell-the-rebels” type of lady

Yeah, so maybe the second one doesn’t really surprise me.