The San Juan Islands have defeated my wireless doohickey (as did vast tracts of no man’s land in the West). The part of the island I’m in doesn’t support my cell service so it doesn’t support my doohickey either (not even on slow analog). This means I will be very limited in my posting today. Tomorrow, I will hopefully have a makeshift solution involving gum wrappers, bottle caps and some spare plutonium I carry around for emergencies.