Dag nab it, missed another debate. That’s the, what?, fourteenth in a row I’ve missed. Just can’t catch a break with these darn debates. I was all set up to watch last night’s when we had a sudden crisis. My daughter’s iPod slipped down the sofa arm-crack & threatened to foul the recliner mechanism. By the time we got it all sorted out, the debate was over. Sorry, boss. I’ll read the transcript, I promise.

From what I’ve heard so far, the main feature seems to have been Larry King’s pet gerbil showing up in a Wolf Blitzer suit. So the MSM is back to normal—phew! It was nasty there for a while with Tim Russert asking, you know, questions. No more of that! For heaven’s sake, does Russert want the Democrats to lose?