To: Kathryn Lopez Subject: I voted for Santorum 5 times. It will not be my fault if he loses. I did more than my fair share.
Should he fail to return the United States Senate for Pennsylvania, he will be able to fall back on the following offices:
South Carolina Attorney General
Beaufort County Sheriff
Beaufort County Auditor
Beaufort County Treasurer
Beaufort County Soil and Water Conservation Commissioner
Surely I am not alone. I predict that Rick Santorum will crush unopposed local candidates across the fruited plain as a result of the subliminal Corner guerilla write-in campaign known as the K-LObotamy.