Ah, it’s nice to hear the dad of a young girl talking. My girl is six, and the wife returned from Target saying “you, too, can make your six-year-old look like a French hooker for $8.99.” The Mrs. did allow Old Navy shorts with “Old Navy” and “Surf Girl” on the booty. Dads should always be the first prudes on these things — they know the cheesy-porn-music thoughts that other men think when they see women in them. It might be extreme to think men or even boys would think them about a six-year-old. But why must the merchandisers try to prop open the generation gap so young?