From a $50 donor:

In honor of Jonah, the only one of your contributors I have ever met in person.
In honor of John Derbyshire, the only one of your contributors I have ever seen in a Bruce Lee movie.
In honor of Star Trek day.
In honor of Lent (and as penance for the guilt and shame of having been a freeloader of your site for so many years).
And in honor of Cosmo, who I pray does not suffer the fate of Ms. Lopez’s poor canary.

It would be an honor if you would donate to NRO here.