Hey, Andy:

I have been cheerfully referring to Mike Huckabee as “Huckleberry” and John McCain as “McAmnesty” for several weeks now in Radio Derb and occasional Corner posts. I’ve tried a couple of ways of mangling Mitt Romney’s name, too, though it doesn’t mangle well — too stiff, I guess. Why can’t I have a little fun with Obama’s name? What’s so darn special about him?

Oh … right.