Demand for butlers is booming, according to the Daily Telegraph.

I must say, I’ve always thought I’d make rather a good butler. I can iron a newspaper with the best of them–preferably the Times, of course. (“Two reporters at the door, Milord, and a gentleman from the Times.”) Too late to start a new career, now, perhaps…though if anyone would consider giving me a tryout, I can be reached via National Review. References upon request.