I am getting a *lot* of very partisan e-mail on an issue obviously more

important to a lot of NRO readers than the election, the Iraq War, or the

fate of Dan Rather, viz.: Who is more attractive, Zhang Ziyi or Michelle Yeoh?

I am not going to take a position on this. It occurs to me, though, that if

this is a major issue for so many people, some enterprising movie company

could make a feature of the two ladies fighting for supremacy — sort of

like King Kong versus Godzilla. Hmmm. Is it getting warm in here?