I’m not asking for those crazy Fox News sound effects but the Iowa public TV/Des Moines Register no-frills approach is putting me in afternoon nap mode.

UPDATE: NO! Romney just mentioned not staying awake at night. I can’t even through this.

UPDATE II: WHY IS ALAN KEYES ON MY TV SCREEN?

UPDATE III: Is it me or is Fred’s actor Mitt hit joke officially old?

UPDATE IV: Sorry, we do what we can to stay awake.