I need to fish or cut bait with this blog. But man, why didn’t I get this email a couple years ago? From a reader:

Dear Jonah,
Off topic: Were you aware that in the late 1920s, Studebaker, a company near and dear to my heart for its Three Stooges approach to marketing and management, made a car model they called the [….]
Wait for it!!!!
DICTATOR!!!
(They sell them on eBay…. Just like Sarah Palin’s private jet!)
Howz that fer local, Indiana, Home-Grown, touchy-feely, FASCISM?????