All kinds of email come in. From a reader:

I’m just about finished with Liberal Fascism. It’s been a 3 month read but alas… I have a new born daughter and can’t get too much down time.
Anyway… I was reading late last night and like a movie with a soundtrack I found the song “Comfort Eagle” by Cake playing in the background of my mind while I was reading…
Weird how the mind works…
We are building a religion (Liberal Fascistic Government) We are building it bigger (naturally…) We are widening the corridors (eligibility) And adding more lanes (programs) We are building a religion (Liberal Facistic Government) A limited edition (This is our 1 chance to…) We are now accepting callers (volunteers) For the pendant key chains (Useless trinkets that can’t do anything for you) To resist it is useless (Resist and we will call you awful names) It is useless to resist it (see previous) His cigarette is burning (BIG TOBACCO- BAD) But he never seems to ash (wait it’s marijuana, which is ok…) He is grooming his poodle (French!) He is living comfort eagle (Sloth America) You can meet at his location (Multi culti) But you better come with cash (of course…) Now his hat is on backwards (Hip liberalism) He can show you his tatoos (cause they are such a personal statement) He is in the music business (Hip liberal profession) He is calling you dude! (Hip liberal language) Now today is tomorrow (Up is down…) And tomorrow today (Down is up…) And yesterday is weaving in and out (Liberal land is weird…) And the filthy white lines (Global warming causing pollution!) That the airplane leaves behind (Al Gore is that you…?) Are drifting right in front Of the waining of the moon He is handling the money (Congress) Hes serving the food (Ag subsidies) He knows about your party (NSA Wiretapping) He is calling you dude! (Hip liberal Uncle Sam lanaguage to relate to college students) I could go on and on… here are the rest of the language.
Now do you believe In the one big sign The doublewide shine On the bootheels of your prime Doesnt matter if youre skinny Doesnt matter if youre fat You can dress up like a sultan In your onion head hat We are building a religion We are making a brand Were the only ones to turn to When your castles turn to sand Take a bite of this apple Mr. corporate events Take a walk through the jungle Of cardboard shanties and tents Some people drink pepsi Some people drink coke The wacky morning dj Says domocracys a joke He says now do you believe In the one big song Hes now accepting callers Who would like to sing along She says, do you believe In the one true edge By fastening your safety belts And stepping towards the ledge He is handling the money He is serving the food He is now accepting callers He is calling me dude! Now do you believe In the one big sign The doublewide shine On the bootheels of your prime Theres no need to ask directions If you ever lose your mind Were behind you Were behind you And let us please remind you We can send a car to find you If you ever lose your way We are building a religion We are building it bigger We are building A religion A limited Edition We are now accepting callers… For these beautiful… Pendant keychains