Oh No You Can’t

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T’S difficult to remember, I know, but not too long ago, before computers and word-processing software, hope- ful screenwriters had to type their scripts on a typewriter. It was a frustrating pain in the neck, frankly, because the pro- fessional format of a screenplay is a com- plicated mess involving lots of tabs and dialogue margins, eccentric capitalization rules, right-side justification for scene tran- sitions, that sort of thing.