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We now know the worst side effect of Viagra: Bob Dole talking about his sex life.

Nina Burleigh, a former stringer for Time, looking to flack a forthcoming book, claims Mirabella that she and President Clinton played footsie during a game of hearts on Air Force One. Elsewhere, she has said that she would have had sex with the President “just to thank him for keeping abortion legal.” First, reporters said they weren’t liberal. Then they said, Okay, we’re liberal, but it doesn’t slant our reporting. Now the line is: We’re liberal, and we’ll sleep with liberals, but it doesn’t slant our reporting. Ladies and gentlemen: Just slant your reporting; it’s easier.

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We now know the worst side effect of Viagra: Bob Dole talking about his sex life.

Nina Burleigh, a former stringer for Time, looking to flack a forthcoming book, claims Mirabella that she and President Clinton played footsie during a game of hearts on Air Force One. Elsewhere, she has said that she would have had sex with the President “just to thank him for keeping abortion legal.” First, reporters said they weren’t liberal. Then they said, Okay, we’re liberal, but it doesn’t slant our reporting. Now the line is: We’re liberal, and we’ll sleep with liberals, but it doesn’t slant our reporting. Ladies and gentlemen: Just slant your reporting; it’s easier.