The Long View

LARRY KING: “We’re back! Don’t forget, tomorrow night! The whole hour with Jimmy and Rosalynn Carter! They’ve got a new book out, folks, and it’s going to blow your socks off. It’s called ‘The Erotic First Couple’and it’s all about . . . well, tune in tomorrow. Gonna be a hot show. It’s a very, very sexy book. I can’t even show you the cover, according to the FCC. Anyways. From Sunflower, Mississippi, hello!”

CALLER: “Hi, Larry. Hi, Mrs. Claus.”