THE WEEK

Police report that when Squeaky Fromme was apprehended, she was heading for New Hampshire to register in the Democratic primary.

Joke time. “He’s thrown his pants into the ring.” “Win one for the Zipper.” “The most important politician to be identified with Bimini was Adam Clayton Powell.” “His only new idea is how to plant rice.” “P. T. Barnum has replaced Paul Kirk as Democratic National Chairman.” “Stassen for Secretary of State.” Can he survive this kind of thing? Not likely.