This version of the Latin laudation to President Clinton at Oxford University just in from the British satirical magazine Private Eye: “Wilhelmus Jeffer-sonius Airplanus Clintonensis, salutamus venera-bilis Universitatis Oxoniensis. Quondam Rhodus scholasticus et marijuana non-inhaliensis, et ex Bello Vietnamensis non conscriptione excusatus. Subsequentis gubernator respublica Arkansensis et perpetrator criminalis sleazissimus in nomine ‘Aqua Blanca’ scandalus, cum tua uxore Hillarius Rod-dama Clintesterone. Etiam legoverus multitudinus cum multae bimbones, Gennifa Flores, Paula Jones, et cetera, et cetera. Satyriasis abnormalis in modo Presidentius Kennedensis. Tua fama extendit per omne mundo pro joggendo, juvando ad saxophonum, et non much else. Esperamus quid pro quo multi richi Americani donabunt muchos dollares ad Universitatem Oxoniensis.
“Omnes: Vivat, vivat Clintstone zaba-daba-doo.”
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