Saving Gramm’s Campaign

New York

PHIL Gramm’s film career bloomed and faded in Texas, and its dried petals were exhibited by The New Republic in Washington, D.C., but the story found its home in Gotham, a porn-again prez hopeful, shouted the Daily News, porno-gramm, squawked the Post. All that was missing was TOPLESS BODIES filmed by brainless GRAMM.

About the Author

Richard Brookhiser

Historian Richard Brookhiser is a senior editor of National Review and a senior fellow at the National Review Institute.

New York

PHIL Gramm’s film career bloomed and faded in Texas, and its dried petals were exhibited by The New Republic in Washington, D.C., but the story found its home in Gotham, a porn-again prez hopeful, shouted the Daily News, porno-gramm, squawked the Post. All that was missing was TOPLESS BODIES filmed by brainless GRAMM.