A Coalition of Losers

CONSERVATIVES are patriotic, God-loving, and cheery. Liberals are meddlesome, secular killjoys.

Hey, don’t take my word for it-I’ve got data to back me. The Pew Research Center for the People and the Press has released a big new report saying essentially just that. And, for a conservative, what can be more satisfying than learning that rigorous social science from a quintessential gitchy-goo outfit dedicated to Good Government & Other Nice Things confirms commonsense political stereotypes?