Parks and Wreck

BILL Clinton is being generously lashed for his efforts on behalf of swindlers, tax cheats, crack merchants, traitors, and other well-connected felons, to the point that it will be a long time before anyone can say “pardon me” without eliciting a smirk, just as it will be a very long time before anyone dares name a daughter Monica.

Mr. Shiflett is a writer living in Midlothian, Virginia.